It is true.

I have seen more men drive shirtless this week than teenyboppers lining up for an autograph signing. And its not like these men were buff, not even at least toned. I think one even had bigger boobies than me. Scary.

I went on a mini road trip on Friday. With my family which tells you it was a bundle of fun. As I sat in my minivan I watched the people below in their little cars. That’s where I encountered the shirtless driving man.

It is fun watching people in their cars. On the way I saw two young men with their windows rolled down, and one of them was pretending he was a drummer. Surprisingly, I never saw the standard old man picking his nose. Ahhh, the power of tinted windows.

I have the week off of work so I’m feeling the boredom. Although I want every day to go really slow. Hopefully my driver’s tan will go away. (Driver’s tan: only the arms that are at the steering wheel tan because they’re always exposed to the sun as you drive)

I believe my mannequinophobia (yes, that’s not the real term) has worsened. I used to be able to walk by the headless and armless ones without fear because without the arms they can’t grab me.

However, while shopping downtown I couldn’t get close to any mannequin of any sort without getting that horrible feeling of fear. Don’t you find it ironic that I love the movie Mannequin yet in real life I’m terrified of them?

[side note: COLIN thinks Kris is a weirdo...hahaha]

I’m so happy right now. I found the song that plays in that commercial with the bread and some sort of butter/margarine spread. You know, the one where they’re on the checkout conveyor belt and then the song plays. It’s All Out of Love by Air Supply. Heck, I’m even listening to it as I type. Good song.

Oh, I also recommend "You Belong to Me" by Jason Wade (lead of Lifehouse).

And I think I’m going to not eat seafood anymore. I think of the poor crabs and lobsters that are boiled alive. OHHH! So I’ll only eat them if they are killed in a humane way first. That may sound stupid or dumb but I am stubborn. I will stick to it. I don’t really want to eat fish anymore since I got a fish bone stuck in my throat.

I’ve been watching a lot of Discovery Channel lately. That channel is fascinating. I witnessed footage of a squid orgy. The squid glowed colours of purple, red, or blue…it was enthralling. Squid are cute with their huge ass eyes. The *cue Australian accent* Crocodile Hunter guy is fun to watch. Him wrestling with the crocodiles and snakes and stuff is fascinating.

[second COLinteruption: haha squid orgy? what does she watch? hahaha]

Well me thinks me’ve spoken too much. And hopefully you’re not in a pile of drool on your desk right now. Next time who knows what’ll be up.

- K.R.I.S